Shortly after the Pope shared his plans of resigning, many
people began making comments on Facebook such as “Bob Jones for Pope.” I’m convinced of two things. First of all, my election as Pope would
surely be a sign of a very immanent apocalypse.
And second, my brother-in-law was just hoping that I would decree that Sunday mass can't begin before 10:00am.
However, it begs the question…
Question #3: Could Bob Jones be the next Pope?
In truly Catholic fashion, the answer is YES and NO.
The rules state than any baptized male Catholic can be
elected as Pope. So, I meet those
requirements. It’s looking pretty good right now. Also, the rules say that the Pope-elect must be a
Bishop. But there is also a provision that says if a non-Bishop is elected, he must
be immediately made a Bishop. Nothing
some laying on of hands can’t take care of :) So, it seems that I could, in fact, be the
next Pope.
At this point, it should be noted that, while he wasn’t elected a Pope, St.
Ambrose was nominated as Bishop of Milan by the people before he was even
baptized! He was quickly baptized and a
week later ordained.
With all this being said, however, the Cardinal electors
tend to look for someone with quite a bit of theological and governing
experience. Seeing that I still probably
know more math than theology and that I typically can’t even keep my room in
order, my chances of being elected seem to be pretty slim. And, since the 15th century only a
Cardinal has been elected. But, there is
now a precedent for not following centuries-old practices…so you never know! Finally, and maybe the bigger issue, I’m not sure if I could put aside my
UD baseball hat for a taller one.St. Ambrose as he looks today. |
Here’s a little video that’s been circulating online that gives
a basic explanation of why, technically I could be elected Pope, my chances are
pretty slim.
Ciao!
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